GIRLS AND THEIR CATEGORIES OF MEN

It has been said that it is impossible to understand girls, in fact there is a joke about a book of over a thousand pages titled “How to understand a woman” and once you open it all you see is blank pages just to drive the message home. Girls always have their way with men, in fact most men fall victim of women mostly because they are so in love that they did not see the con in play. Not that men don’t have their own con going on but women do it like they are trained CIA agents, they do it with little or no training at all.

So I have identified some categories in which women put the men in their lives, although it varies from woman to woman that is ranging from their ages, status, level of education, maturity and any category you can put them in. Here goes;

THE BABY GUYS

These set of guys are the ones that have been zoned right from the very first meeting with a girl or lady. You know once a girl meets a guy she always looks for a box to fix the man, a category to place him so that she can easily identify his need and what she really wants and would gain from him. These guys are the ones they call ‘son’, ‘baby’, ‘grandson’ or what have you. These guys would or could have crushes on them but they can never break out of that zone because hey nobody wants to commit incest.

THE ASSIGNMENT GUYS

These guys are the ones that do the assignment for the girls. They are mostly University or even working class, whenever they are stuck with an impossible assignment these are the guys they call on. These guys are skilled in their jobs and are also intelligent, they are not always disturbed by the fact that they are doing the assignment in fact they believe because they are meeting a need they would be loved or preferred but little do they know that the girl just likes the fact that the assignment is done. Good job!

THE ATM GUY/RECHARGE CARD

These set of guys are the ones that are always around to help you when you are in debt or really need to make an urgent call. These guys could even go to the extent of borrowing cash just to meet your demands, to them money can buy the love or affection or whatever they need from the girl but little do they know that the girl is also on a con of her own. These guys could break out of this zone if they know how to play their cards right I mean everybody knows how the game is played so game on!

THE GOOD LISTENER

These set are not actually much, they are the ones that can gist with a girl and you would actually think its two girls talking. Although they are not gay but the girls like them because they have this masculine side and also pass for the ‘type of guy’ every girl wants. The bad news is these guys are their friends, they might be friends with benefits but its always highly unlikely because the girl in turn introduces the guy to her boyfriend and then the guy becomes the friend to the boyfriend, its complicated I get it but hey that’s just the way it is. Girls are con artists.

THE BOYFRIEND

These guys are the actual guys that get to tap that, they are the ‘lucky’ ones. Their job might not be more than just fill the emotional void of the girl and sometimes pay some bills but the most important job of this guy is to be there when she needs someone to cuddle, talk to, give her advice and the funny part is the girl already knows what she has to do but she would just ask this guy just for ceremonial sake, you know so that his position would not be dormant. Added to the fact that he taps that every once in a while. The girl might be on a con but this guy is all the con this girl can play.

THE FATHER FIGURE

Now every girl has that man other than her father that she goes to meet, call or get advices from. These men vary from lecturers, pastors, senior colleagues etc. they might or might not have sexual relations with these men (Most of them don’t) but they also hold these men’s advices strong even though these men don’t actually have the final say but still their words have some meaning to them.

There are other categories but I would like to stop here for a while, I’m not trying to spoil the fun for anybody I’m just simply trying to say you that thinks you are playing might be the one getting played. Most girls just like you for who you are, some like you for what you bring to the table, some like you for how you make them feel but don’t be deceived you are a pawn and until you rise to be the Bishop or King you are in one of these categories. Some categories you can easily get out of while some you are stuck there with that person for life. You might never understand women but at least know your role and the category you fall into.